September 21, 2008

• The Post Turtle

  This is the best explanation I've heard yet.  Enjoy!!

  
  While
  suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand
  was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
  conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
  and his bid to be our President.

  The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
   Not
  being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
  was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and
  you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
  'post turtle'.'

  
  

   The
  old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
  explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong
  up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just
  wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'

  Couldn't resist posting this...
  

  • 6:45 pm
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